mercoledì 3 settembre 2014

Vittorio Sgarbi. The Riace Bronzes. Kroton. Krimisa. Wigs and Extensions.


(I ask once again apologize for the poor quality of my translation in English)


Vittorio Sgarbi. The Riace Bronzes. Kroton. Krimisa. Wigs and Extensions.

Kaspar: Vittorio Sgarbi ??!
Sergio: Yes. Vittorio Sgarbi right.
K: It's a hypochondriac!
S: It will be. But he's right: The Bronze Statues should be transferred to Milan for the duration of the EXPO. When Vittorio Sgarbi says that hardly a visitor Japanese, American or Chinese after having patrolled the halls of the Fiera may decide to travel to Calabria to admire the bronze, is absolutely right. It is impossible for this to happen.
K: Your Calabria ...
S: Yeah. My Calabria was the cradle of civilization. In the sixth century. B.C. at Kroton (Crotone), women wore dresses VALENTINO and jeweilry REPOSSI, the men drove the Lamborghini and Pythagoras explained to passers-by the harmony of the universe. In Milan were the Gauls Cisalpini, and in Rome the men of the Res Publica debated on the application of the law of retaliation ...
K: Then ...?
S: Then, things have changed. The time is past, it is all over.
K: Think of Giambattista Vico 'courses and historical claims "...
S: I do not say shit! Milan, fortunately, is the capital of fashion and is the economic capital not only of Italy but of Europe ...
K: London, Berlin, Paris ...
S: Maybe ... And Rome is the most beautiful city in the world!
K: Okay.
S: The Bronze Statues are a treasure for the whole world should enjoy. It's stupid, is narrow-minded and provincial unbearably persist in a refusal which only produces damage. 4.5 The visitors of the Museum of Reggio Calabria you could turn in 5.4 million. Is it right to transfer the Riace Bronzes!
K: At the Museum of Reggio Calabria is also kept a head of the god Apollo Aleo was found just in the country where you were born.
S: Yes. Krimisa, the current Cirò; at the time was a sub-Achaean Colony of Kroton ... It is a statue (part of) wonderful. Pure classical art ... I do not know who it was ... maybe attributed to the school of Phidias or Praxiteles, even if the period is not the same ... She has a hole in the top of the skull, there was set a wig ...
K: Wigs? You take care of this ...
S: Yes, I work for a well known company in the industry; wigs, extensions, care of alopecia, prosthetics for those who lose their hair due to chemotherapy treatments ...
K: Even for sick children?
S: Yes.
K: You also work with the cinema and the theater, right?
S: True.
K: ... You knew Rocchetti, Carboni, Palombi, Maggi ...
S: Yes. Almost all disappeared. They were good at their craft.
K: Tell me ... an episode inherent in the Cinema.
S: Well, almost all Italian actresses who have done the "stretching" and "infoltimenti" hair have used our products ... but not only ...
K: Specifically?
S: ... Years ago ... I remember the Production of "The Passion" by Mel Gibson contacted us, she needed urgently for extensions of Jim Caviezel, the interpreter of Jesus Christ ...
K: WOW!
S: Yeah. Wow.
K: You went to assist you to the hairdresser?
S: No. He went to another person ...
K: You're still the same loser snooty ...
S: FEEL, imbecile, we conclude our conversation without arguing ?!
K: Can not! If you do not quarrel with you, the day I go wrong.
Sergio: Idiot!
Kaspar: stoned!

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